TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I can't put those talents on a resume
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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