Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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