I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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