how do flat chested girls get laid?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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