Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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