hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize