Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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