another moral hangover. fuck.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story