you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.