Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP