I wanna bring you to show and tell
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF