Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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