He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
only you would photoshop your dick
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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