fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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