oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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