Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
