So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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