Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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