Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I need water and some morals
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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