you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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