Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
