Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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