so that wasnt chicken after all
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together