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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  What's he like?

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  The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?

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• (650): View more from California

  Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?

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