we have officially lost it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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