Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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