scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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