How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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