And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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