so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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