I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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