Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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