No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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