You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
This house was built for laser tag.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Drunk is not a location!