i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets