You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.