i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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