So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I would fuck him just for his dog
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