i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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