Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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