Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life