The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?