Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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