the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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