just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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