real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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