stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
And then he peed in my hair
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