I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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