Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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