We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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You. Win. At. Life.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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