do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
