I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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