wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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