giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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