ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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