btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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