i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.